Amanda Palasciano | Click Each for Samples {Load More at Bottom}

I’ve been writing since i was a kid. I’ve even gotten slightly better at it since. I wrote an entire series by third grade – Sweet Valley Twins and Babysitter’s Club inspired — apt for the early 90s. I got the biggest middle finger pencil bump from doing so. I still have a slightly misaligned finger as a residual effect of this. I’m surprised there was never a class action suit against Mead (#2).

I have whipped up ad copy in NYC, ghost written for random Chamber of Commerce, branded the hell out of celebrities in Hollywood, created the voice of many companies nationwide and reported up to my knees in debris during Hurricane Sandy. I can write whatever you need from pithy to proper, from cheeky to corporate.

I am data obsessed and can consult on message testing across all major platforms. Yes, you should A/B test your messaging. Yes, you should refresh messaging often to avoid creative fatigue. Yes, I can teach you how.

Despite my secret recipe to ensure that your messaging converts, I am still human and can still craft a pivotable, emotive narrative. Bet your robot can’t do that. ;) 

Remote is more than possible. It's preferential.